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i did it a lot as a kid, I could try and see what happens?

[ maybe break his neck but hey, that's life ]

[rationalism]

jingles is a mistlefoe so he is def sentient enough to not be in a fucking tree but i dont want to set a precedent that trees are where fake ass cats live

[ and she is bored and wants to make a friend! ]

i can repay you with dinner of some kind

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[ what. jingles, mistlefoe, w h a t ]

Uh, okay. I can come check it out. And I'm definitely not gonna say no to some food.

[ he loves to eat mmk ]

[rationalism]

anything you want in partic?

[unbreachable]

I'm pretty easy, only thing I don't like is stuff with shells. Gives me the heebie jeebies.

[rationalism]

i have a feeling u mean like clam shells but what about pasta shells bc stuffed shells is one of the one things i dont fuck up

[unbreachable]

Yeah, clams, oysters, mud bugs.

Pasta, on the other hand - love it.

[rationalism]

vermin of the sea is a no go that is valid and i support you

gonna rock your world with thesr stuffed shells tho

[unbreachable]

Highly appreciated :)

What’re you gonna stuff them with?

[rationalism]

cheese and tomato sauce and idk whatever is in italian seasoning with meatballs if i have any in the freezer

[unbreachable]

oh, I'm so in. Tell me when and where and I get that... mistlefoe out of the tree

[rationalism]

you havent been here for the holidays yet huh?

[unbreachable]

I haven't, no. That when you got the...cat?

[rationalism]

yeah mistlefoe are duplicity things that pop up around christmas jingles isnt really a cat but he mostly acts like a cat so i just call him my cat he is sweet but looks like an alien or like a toddler drew a cat

[unbreachable]

That's kinda cute. I like cats, they're pretty cool. Gotta earn their respect, but then they do stupid stuff like climb trees and scream for hours.

[rationalism]

exactly!

he can keep wailing for a few more hours if you want to come over around dinner time

[ she includes a map pin to her house on 69 sex drive aka the best street name ever. ]

do you like dogs i also have dogs but i can fence them in if ur not a dog guy

[unbreachable]

Aww, I'd feel bad making him wait.

I love dogs. And is that really your address or am I getting punked

[rationalism]

rly my address isnt it incredible

you can come over whenever but there wont be food for a couple hours not bc it takes that long but bc i dont want to get off my ass for a while

[unbreachable]

yeah, I gotta say that's pretty epic.

[ lmfao ]

Well, that's a whole mood.

[ gen-z in the HOUSE ]

[rationalism]

ur welcome anytime i am just lounging by the pool

[unbreachable]

[ well damn ]

you have a pool, too?

[rationalism]

yeah my brother in law bought it with his gf and when they left he left it to me so i inherited it which i want you to know bc the backyard is v weird and i didnt pick that

[unbreachable]

why, what's up with the backyard?

[rationalism]

[ she snaps him a picture of this nonsense, a golden retriever and a tiny toy poodle-y looking dog running around back there. ]

truly insane

[unbreachable]

huh. yeah, that's all...a choice isn't it